Snap a Smile

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Dental floss is for my teeth, not up my ass crack, she fumed.

Crabs in my crotch, he spumed.

Sand between the toes?

Smile! Smile! Smile!

©Pat Palazy/ wordwitch88@Black Cat Alley 2016∞

Twittering Tales #9
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20 thoughts on “Snap a Smile

  1. julespaige December 24, 2016 / 9:40 am

    Oh, yep love the salt water…but then gee golly you sand everywhere! 😄

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    • wordwitch88 December 24, 2016 / 10:21 am

      LOL …. well that is the nature of sand! 😀

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  2. julespaige December 24, 2016 / 9:39 am

    (just for you…)

    Another Holiday Apart

    Wherever did he find a florist to send her snapdragons in the middle of winter?
    She’d have to make sure they were in view when they Skyped –

    ~J (140 on the nose)

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    • wordwitch88 December 24, 2016 / 10:21 am

      well done 🙂

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  3. Kat Myrman December 23, 2016 / 8:40 pm

    Haha! I have to admit, I had visions of sand everywhere when I saw this photo! Not fun at all! Haha! Funny tale! 😀

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    • wordwitch88 December 23, 2016 / 9:38 pm

      thanks Kat! beaches – either you love them, or hate them 😉

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    • wordwitch88 December 24, 2016 / 6:53 am

      gritty scratchy itchy …. but the water is all wonderful 🙂

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  4. Frank Prem December 23, 2016 / 8:24 pm

    Goodness, Pat.

    Sounds like an Australian Christmas by the beach.

    Hope yours is a merry one.

    Cheers,

    Frank

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    • wordwitch88 December 23, 2016 / 8:25 pm

      LOL …. well, certainly not here – unless it would be snow selfies …. polar bear club style 😉

      All the best for the holidays to you Frank – and may 2017 be filled with peace, health, joy and more creative endeavours 🙂

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    • wordwitch88 December 23, 2016 / 8:26 pm

      LOL!

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