Bait

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“You netted a real live one the other night.”

“Yup, but it cost me a king’s ransom.”

“How so?”

“She was a hooker.”

©Pat Palazy/ wordwitch88@Black Cat Alley 2016∞

Twittering Tales #10
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17 thoughts on “Bait

    • wordwitch88 January 1, 2017 / 12:15 pm

      hmmm… seeking approval …. granted! name change? maybe that’s why I had to approve? anyhow …. here you are -and thank you 🙂

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    • Lorraine's frilly freudian slip January 1, 2017 / 9:54 pm

      No, just making a joke — word play and puns. Since I activated the old adh, I sometimes show up with the old name my frilly rather than the new Lorraine.
      Think that’s the confusion?

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    • wordwitch88 January 1, 2017 / 9:58 pm

      I don’t mind confusion at all 😉

      I’m chaos theory in action 😝

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    • wordwitch88 January 2, 2017 / 5:40 pm

      LOL@string theory …. so maybe we can play “cat’s cradle” …. 😉

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  1. julespaige December 31, 2016 / 7:20 pm

    Now the question is did ‘she’ get a worm or a snake…?
    🙂
    See you in the New Year!

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    • wordwitch88 December 31, 2016 / 8:41 pm

      LOL ….. good question … I like how you turned the thought around 😉

      See you next year 🙂

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    • julespaige January 1, 2017 / 11:52 am

      Being snarky some days pays off 🙂
      Maybe having multiple personalities is a good thing 😉 (giggling with glee)

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    • wordwitch88 January 1, 2017 / 12:19 pm

      okay … have you been nipping at some beverage or other??? LOL

      well, having the ability to allow oneself to “playfully” indulge “multiple sides” of one’s personality is more than good – let the wild and crazy out from time to time, or more of the time …. but having to juggle the demonic ones? not so much! Anyhow …. please feel free to snark as much as you like, it pleases me to be audience! 😀

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    • julespaige January 1, 2017 / 4:17 pm

      Well…I did have some Irish Cream last eve. But that’s never an excuse. I like playful. I’ll stick with that. Or unexpected works too. You know – keep folks guessing 😉

      Always nice to have an appreciative audience 🙂

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    • wordwitch88 January 1, 2017 / 6:48 pm

      LOL … it’s more than fine to enjoy the wine and creams as one sees fit – besides, it’s the holidays! Anyhow, unexpected and playful are really good – so totally love it 😀

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  2. Michael December 31, 2016 / 5:22 pm

    Hahahahaha….how clever you are Pat…..Happy New Year…best wishes for 2017…..

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    • wordwitch88 December 31, 2016 / 5:24 pm

      thanks Michael – I just love wordplay 😉

      All the best for 2017 to you too 🙂

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    • wordwitch88 December 31, 2016 / 5:23 pm

      thanks 🙂

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